Friday, October 21, 2011

Stupid Johnny Dakota...


     “There’s no hope with dope!”…ah, yes, the catchphrase from the Saved By the Bell drug episode. You know, when famous actor Johnny Dakota comes to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial using Zack and the gang, but it turns out that Johnny smokes marijuana and offers some to Zack and Kelly (yeah right, because Hollywood actors always invite high school students to their parties) so he proves he’s a hypocrite and the students quit on the commercial. Mr. Belding was so proud that they turned down a chance for fame and did the right thing. It was one of those “serious” episodes where the characters were role models for young viewers like myself. In fact, it was an example of an “inspirational” moment on Saved By the Bell, right up there with taking on the big oil company on behalf of dead animals, saving “The Max” with an all-night radio-a-thon, and helping a homeless father and daughter during the holidays (hey…I thought she moved in with Zack…)
      As teachers, we sometimes (or frequently) have plenty of reasons to be discouraged and to lose hope when it comes to our profession or students. It can be quite saddening to hear about a student’s personal problems at home (parents divorcing, sick loved ones) or watch them struggle to stay afloat in your class academically (can never seem to pass a test or turn in homework). And it can be pretty frustrating to handle the students who seem to purposefully cause behavior problems on a daily basis. Just last week there was even drama at my school over conflict between some teachers and our principal. It is stuff like that that makes the teaching job suck. It makes me come home and breathe out a huge, depressing sigh once I hit the couch. I love what I do, but every year, I have my moments of feeling disheartened.
      Fortunately, I was inspired. I held a mock trial for the Boston Massacre where students act as the witnesses and lawyers and jury. They get character role-sheets but have to create their own testimony and cross-examination and opening/closing statements. They do 100% of the work and all I do is guide and offer suggestions. When they presented, I was blown away. Everyone was so prepared and there were several moments where the classroom felt just like a real courtroom. A few days earlier, some of my students invited me to join their Facebook group where they post their own poems (some silly, many serious). I can’t tell you how impressed I was with their writing and their reflections. I couldn’t wait to share it with some of the English teachers at school, and hopefully we’ll be able to put on a Poetry Reading night at school or at a local coffee house.
      Now these are the moments that make teaching worth all the discouragement. Students have the ability to inspire all of us, even during our darkest moments. I think often teachers tend to dwell in the negative. When someone asks about our day or our classes, we often share of the troubles we are having first, rather than celebrating the positive. If we stay in the “mud” too long, we will completely miss out on the wonderful things are students have done and are doing, both in and out of the classroom. I also think we need to provide more opportunities for students to be able to shine in our classes. Too often I spend a lot of class time in front teaching or running an activity. I am inspired by other teachers at my school who create projects or assignments that allow their students to take the lead, giving them a chance to showcase their talents (my mock trial revealed I have a few young actors and actresses in my class and a couple of future lawyers…)
      Inspiration is there, sitting in my desks every day…I just need to have the right perspective to look for it. And it shouldn’t take Johnny Dakota to discover it.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Fantasy Classroom?

     For the past couple of years, I have played fantasy football. My wife thinks its geeky and a waste of my free time, but I have enjoyed having other reasons to watch more football. Not to brag, but I've done pretty well every year that I've played, always finishing near the top of the leagues I'm in. My strategy is always the same: draft the perfect, well-balanced team and then look to add or trade for up-and-coming players. I spend hours over the summer and each week during the season reading about statistics and studying schedules of the players I want for my team (this is where my wife could be right about that whole "waste of time" thing). Like everyone else who plays fantasy football, I look for players who will consistently perform at a high level and deliver yards and touchdowns for my team week in and week out.
     It has gotten me thinking...wouldn't it be cool to draft the perfect classroom? You know, comb through the "statistics" of the students at your school to find the best and brightest students. The ones who study hard, always turn their assignments in, think critically, go beyond what is expected of them, behave perfectly, and have a genuine love of learning. The ones who never give you a problem all year long. Then you and the other teachers hold a draft and take turns selecting your ideal students. Just like Zack chose teams in that Army Cadet program episode. He stacked one team with the athletically gifted and the other team with the pathetic wimps. Yes I realize that the episode ended with the "underdog" team winning, but you get my point. With the perfect class, my job as a teacher would be so much easier! There would be no need to adjust my lessons to make sure all students understand the material. There would be no need to provide extra help at lunch or after-school because no one would need extra help. There would be no need to ever change my teaching style because my students would adjust to me. Oh imagine the possibilities!
     Wait a second...there's a reason they call it "fantasy" football...its not real. I could waste time dreaming up this perfect classroom, but its not going to happen. And to be honest, maybe that's a better thing! Technically, the students I receive each year are random and haphazard (sometimes the only reason they are in my class is because it works with their schedule), but I firmly believe that there is a God-appointed reason each one is in my class. The reason may not be obvious right away but I try to make it my goal to figure out why each of my 160 students occupies a desk in my room each year. Each boy and girl brings their own unique personality, learning style, needs, and past with them. I have to believe that such diversity will encourage me to be a better teacher to help them. Perhaps I need to provide extra help to the two girls who struggle with tests and how to study. Maybe I need to experiment with different teaching techniques to reach the students who don't learn by just lectures. Perhaps I need to show more compassion to the boy who needs extra time on homework because he doesn't have access to a computer at home. Or maybe I need to be a positive role model for students when it comes to life outside of the classroom.  If I don't believe, I'll become the teacher who spends most of their time complaining about their students rather than celebrating them.
     Maybe instead of focusing on ideal students, I should spend more time asking how I can be the ideal teacher (who still plays fantasy football) for them.